The Holy Gosh Darn is a riotous, narrative-driven time-travel adventure. You play as Cassiel, an abrasive angel trapped in a repeating six‐hour time loop, tasked with saving Heaven from utter annihilation. Armed with a magical clock from Death, you move between timelines (past and present) across realms like Heaven, Hell, Earth, and Helheim, using knowledge from one timeline to change events in another. Every moment matters.

Key Features

• Time Loop with Consequences
  You have six in-game hours before Heaven is destroyed. During that time you can rewind in 15-minute increments (or more precisely once upgraded), letting you revisit past moments and alter decisions and outcomes.

• Realm-Hopping Exploration
  Travel through distinct locations — Heaven, Hell, Earth, Helheim — each with its own visual style, characters, puzzles, and timelines affected by your actions.

• Humorous & Bold Dialogue
  The game leans hard into comedy, subverting expectations with foul-mouthed angels, quirky NPCs, ridiculous quests, and lore that mixes absurdity with cosmic stakes.

• Puzzle & Narrative Interaction
  Tasks and quests often require juggling time, location, dialogue with characters, and remembering clues across loops to solve environmental puzzles and unlock narrative threads.

• Progression & Timepiece Upgrades
  As you gain access to items and upgrades, you can improve your time-travel watch (for example reducing time increments or placing time stamps to return to exact moments), enabling more precise control over loops.

• Choice, Replay, and Outcome Variation
  Because knowledge persists between loops, and because some events or tasks become inaccessible depending on your actions and the time you choose, the game encourages replaying to explore all the secrets and alternative paths.